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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6698 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 190 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
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