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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4770 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Mines Excavated: | 2097 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the most soulful white people gather to build, mine, and have a blast! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our players are so white, they glow in the dark! You’ll never lose them in the dark caves of Minecraft. – We have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night, where players show off their best moves while wearing diamond armor. It’s a sight to behold! – Our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his sick dance moves. – We have a special diamond rain event every month, where diamonds rain from the sky and players scramble to collect as many as they can. It’s like a sparkly apocalypse!
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and white Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Larry the dancing llama is waiting for you!
