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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 100 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3361 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 959931 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 288 |
Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.