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Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

SMPWeirdSOHabits

bizarre habits, bizarre tendencies, eccentric actions, eccentric habits, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish behaviors, outlandish habits, peculiar behaviors, peculiar habits, peculiar quirks, quirky behavior, quirky habits, SMPWeirdSOHabits, strange actions, strange habits, unique behaviors, unique quirks, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird habits

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Emeralds Found:	8685	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	7133	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7717
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	258

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mines Excavated:	4223	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchantments Applied:	199
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1700	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

Beloved, bring back, Childhood, classic, COMEBACK, consumer demand, CreeperCraftRevived, discontinued product, explosive, Favorite, Green.., guys, iconic, market demand, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Popular, product comeback, product reissue, product revival, Retro, Revival, sentimental, vintage, wish list, wouldnt

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.