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LoserCraft FunZone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ores Mined:	6906	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

ShrinkingFriendz Minecraft Server

acquaintances, adulting, aging, busy schedules, changing priorities, close friends, Companionship, emotional bonds, FRIENDSHIPS, growing apart, Life Changes, Loneliness, maintaining friendships, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Server, ShrinkingFriendz, social circles, Social Connections, social dynamics, socializing, support system

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of your friends growing up and leaving you behind in the digital world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again! Our server is like a magical time machine that keeps everyone forever young and connected through the power of blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your circle of friends shrinking again. In fact, on our server, your circle of friends will only grow bigger and more hilarious as you embark on crazy quests, build epic structures, and battle mythical creatures together. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world of pals to play with?

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to shrinking friend circles and hello to a never-ending party of fun and laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockBusterInjury

accident, accident recovery, BlockBusterInjury, broken bones, car accident injury, emergency room visit, Healthcare, hospitalization, Injury prevention, injury rehabilitation, injury treatment, medical emergency, muscle strain, pain management, personal injury, physical therapy, Recovery, sports injury, Trauma, work injury, worst injury

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Towns Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	89
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong

#intelligence agency, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, car bombing, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, explosion, injured, investigation, Military, military intelligence, Moscow, News, OFFICER, russia, RussianSpyGoneWrong, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, world affairs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Towns Built:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!

OrgansRUsCraft

animal anatomy, animal awareness, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal eating habits, animal health, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal sleep, animal survival, Animals, biology, Eating, Instincts, internal organs, Organs, OrgansRUsCraft, physiology, Sleeping, Survival, wildlife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!

IntermittentFastingFail41

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

Sanctuary Craft

Adventure, Challenges, citizen, Community, decorative heads, epic builds, friendship, Fun, Jobs, laid back, Marriage, Mayor, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Saddle crafting, Sanctuarycraft, Survival, THRIVING, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to Sanctuarycraft, the ultimate laid-back Minecraft Towny server where relaxation meets adventure! Whether you’re aiming to become a powerful mayor and lead your own town or prefer to be a vital citizen contributing to a thriving community, we have something for everyone. Our diverse range of plugins includes Towny, a Saddle crafting plugin, McMMO, Jobs, the ability to get married in-game, and decorative heads to spruce up and take your epic builds to the next level. Dive into a world where you can conquer challenges, build friendships, and have endless fun. Join us at Sanctuarycraft and create your own sanctuary in the vast world of Minecraft!

play.sanctuarycraft.us

Mining and Diplomacy in Minecraft: A Server Bizarrely Full of Politics, Towns, and Gold

1:500, Bizarrely, building, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Dungeons, Earth Map, Economy, full, Geopolitics, GOLD, Gold Economy, Minecraft, Mining, Nations, non-p2w, Player Base, Politics, rare items, Real Life Events, Server, smp, society, Staff Team, Survival, Towns, Towny, Unique Tools

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Towns Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!)Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the server IP: diplomaticamc.com
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, prices for rank subscriptions are cheap and non-P2W.
Are there any rules I should be aware of?	Yes, please check the rules section on our discord server for all the important information.

DebateDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2289	Villages Defended:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9225
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a blast or get yeeted into the void! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted diamonds, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of our epic soundtrack. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with rare items like golden carrots that give you super speed and diamond armor that makes you invincible.

But beware, there are rumors of a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls seeking revenge on those who dare to enter. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure hidden within?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey and show off your building skills, PvP prowess, and overall awesomeness. Bon Voyage Brat!

BoomBoomBlowsUp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is constantly exploding with excitement! Literally, our spawn point blows up every hour on the hour just to keep things interesting. You never know what you’ll find when you respawn!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players ride pigs as their primary mode of transportation. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then join us today! Just be sure to pack some TNT and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.