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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3045 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!