Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled tornado!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco party.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have their own reality TV show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”. Trust me, you won’t want to miss an episode of that drama-filled mess.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where we brew potions that turn you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Yeah, you heard me right. UNICORNS.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world that’s more bonkers than a squirrel on a caffeine high. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!
Do you want to escape the boring real world and dive into a realm of endless possibilities and pure chaos? Then come join our Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. But as soon as they tried to take one, the chest sprouted legs and started running away! It was a wild chase through the forest, but eventually, the player caught the chest and discovered it was actually a disguised player trying to prank them. And that’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other mobs with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power to summon an army of exploding chickens to do your bidding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you in this twisted world of blocky madness!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!
but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!
Happy Pride Day!! Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things fabulous and colorful! Our server is like a rainbow explosion with unicorns flying around and disco balls everywhere. Your source of pride will be building the most fabulous rainbow castle or creating the sparkliest disco dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a fabulous drag queen. So come join us and let your pride flag fly high in the pixelated sky!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers filled with the same old stuff? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about the real world drama. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. Who needs reality when you can escape to our server and leave all the “gay shit and trans shit” behind? Trust us, you won’t want to go back once you experience the madness that awaits you here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave the real world drama behind for good!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, come join our server where everything is as wild as a llama on a sugar rush!
We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and singing skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that is truly out of this world, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziest things can happen! Ever wanted to buy a baby in the United States? Well, on our server, it’s totally legal! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, from building epic structures to adopting virtual babies with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, disco-themed dungeons, and a secret club where the only password is “fabulous”.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Unicorn, you’ll gain the power to fly and shoot glitter beams from your eyes.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds and blasting Justin Bieber music through your enchanted jukebox? Don’t be a square, come join the fun and let your inner fag shine!
Join us and experience a world where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your own fabulous rainbow castle, ride unicorns through fields of glitter, and battle evil homophobes with your sparkly sword of justice.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gay Pride Parade, where players can show off their best rainbow outfits and dance to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits.
So come on down to Our Minecraft Server and let your rainbow flag fly high! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so much fun?
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is THE place to be!
Join us and discover the legendary phenomenon of Slavs being gay! Yes, you heard it right. Our server is home to the most fabulous Slavs in all of Minecraft. What causes this epidemic, you ask? Well, some say it’s the magical powers of our server that turn even the most macho Slavs into fabulous divas.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride unicorns, slay dragons, and party with mermaids. Our server is like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might just catch the gay Slav fever too!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Greetings citizen! Welcome to GameChurch City, the official Minecraft server for GameChurch! GameChurch City exists to provide a friendly environment to experience your favorite Minecraft games such as Hunger Games, Paintball, Village Defense, and Parkour maps as well as classic modes like Survival and Creative plots.
Everyone likes to take a break from survival, and the fastest way to do so is with minigames! We provide a constantly-growing collection of parkour worlds, PVE Minigame arenas such as Village Defense, and over 30 minigames including Cookie Clicker and Tetris to pass the time while that iron smelts.The survival world operates using a jobs plugin to build money, Residence to protect your land, and Chest Shops to sell(or buy) all of those precious diamonds.
Even if you run out of things to buy, there are plenty of cosmetics and mounts available to customize your experience!So come say hi and see what you think!
Hello Everyone! My name is POPI102! I am going to talk to you about my new server that is in BETA. This is a survival server with mcMMO, Factions, and more. We have two worlds you can go to at the moment. The Main Factions World or the Survival World. This server has some of the most fun, mature, and helpful staff you can find. The server runs off of donations, so if you like the server please donate. Thank you for reading and I will see you on the server! 😀
Come visit PlanetBeacon, we are a large hub server featuring TONS of gametypes. We strive for quality and player satisfaction.
Some games we offer:
– SkyBlock
– Creative
– Factions
– Prison
– SkyWars
– HungerGames
– Cops & Robbers
– KitPvP
– And more…
We run on the best hardware in order to provide you with a fluid gaming experience. If you need any support, please contact us by email at [email protected]
Minecraft hardcore pvp survival server! join and vote for the server for diamonds for the shop at the spawn! donations are welcomed and if you want to donate plz just tell me on the server and i will answer you where to go! Have a good day!
You love building and mining? We love it too. Come on our server and claim land by placing your first chest. Get more claimed land by spending time playing. No one will be able to destroy your work on your claimed land.
Welcome To VillagerCraft Where You Can Leave Your House Without worrying about getting greifed or people raiding or stealing your stuff.This Is A Server about leveling up with money by selling stuff nad ranking up to get new prefixes and new commands :D. WE Have An amazing Spawn From BlueXephos’s Big Series called “Shadow Israphel”. WE Hope You Enjoy And Have fun On Our Server 😀 We Also Have deticated staff and more plugins to come! Thanks for reading and Enjoy The Server!
Welcome to Realm Keepers Server.
Your quest is to Join 1 of the 4 Kingdom (Clans That own a world). To become a super power of the realm. To be faired by all other clans. Become Rich and powerful, become unstoppable.
Don’t get to big headed, if you play right, and work as a clan, you can conquer all. That also can work out for your enemies. SO don’t let your guard down.
Keep your clan active and you will become LORD of the Kingdom.
As vanilla as possible, with anti-griefing and administrative plugins. Very community based, and always welcome to newcomers. Multiverse enabled so that we can keep old maps around, as this server has been around a long time. Starting out you can only access ‘Noob World’ and freely build there. After 3 days email us to be added as a full member and unlock everything else!