lazy assassin tutorial – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

RealtorRageCraft
bad purchases, Bidding, blocked, Confused, flexibility, friendship affected, home buying, house purchase, huge purchase, hurt, mindful, potential repairs, pre-approved, price range, realistic options, realtor friend, RealtorRageCraft, search on hold, sellers price, shoddy flip, wasting time
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to block you if you don’t buy a house from us!
Join us for a wild ride of exploring 8 different homes in search of the perfect one, just like our friend in the story. Will you find a quick and shoddy quality flip like the 8th house, or a hidden gem that checks all the boxes?
But beware, if you decide to pass on a house and put your search on hold, our realtor friend might just block you from the server and accuse you of disrespecting him!
So come join us for a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and maybe even a few bad purchases along the way. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual home to call your own!

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New Server IP
EarbudsInMySMP
Ambiance, Ambient sounds, auditory awareness, auditory perception, Background noise, current sounds, EarbudsInMySMP, Environment, everyday sounds, Hearing, hearing senses, Listening, listening closely, noise, noise pollution, present moment, sensory experience, Sound, sound waves, surroundings
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, it’s lit AF.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale come to life. And don’t even get me started on our epic battles with the Ender Dragon, we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, it’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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New Server IP
CreeperApproved
approachable, authentic, charismatic, Compassionate, Considerate, CreeperApproved, easygoing, Empathetic, Friendly, genuine, good listener, Green flag, kind-hearted, likeable, open-minded, positive traits, respectful, sense of humor, supportive, trustworthy, Warm
Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as awesome as you? Look no further, because our server is filled with people who have the greenest of flags! If you see someone building a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat, you know you’ve found your new best friend. Plus, we have a secret club where we only speak in pirate accents and ride around on llamas named Sir Fluffybottom. So come join us and find out what other wacky adventures await!

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New Server IP
PinoyCraft Minecraft Server
ASEAN, Asia-Pacific region, China, Diplomacy, EEZ, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, illegal ship deployments, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, military presence, Minecraft, naval patrols, Philippines, PinoyCraft, regional stability, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil chinese ships trying to take over our EEZ! we are like the philippines but in minecraft form, defending our territory with epic battles and crazy strategies! we need you to join our army of gamers to protect our land and show those pesky chinese ships who’s boss! join now for a chance to be a hero and save our EEZ from illegal ship deployments! let’s show china that we mean business in the world of minecraft!

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New Server IP
BalticCableBashers
Baltic Sea, BalticCableBashers, cable, Communication, connectivity, cybersecurity, damaged, data breach, Espionage, External impact, Incident, Infrastructure, international relations, internet, investigation, Network, Repair, russia, sabotage, security breach, Technology
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz russia says the baltic sea cable was damaged by, get this, ‘external impact’! like, whoa, what could that even mean, right? maybe it was a giant squid or a rogue submarine, who knows, man. but like, you gotta come join our server and see if you can uncover the truth behind this wild story. maybe you’ll find a secret underwater base or a hidden treasure, who knows, man. but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored on this server, that’s for sure. so come on, join us and let’s explore the mysteries of the baltic sea cable together!

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New Server IP

Queens Citadel

CITADEL, discord community, Grief Prevention, HAT, Minecraft, minecraft server, NPC quests, Playerheads, QUEENS, Roles, Semi Vanilla, Server, Set homes, Shops, Sit, Small Community, smp, Teleport, Trade, Vein Miner, Voting Rewards, Warps

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	queenscitadel.my.pebble.host
Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/vggx9rqj

Features:

Grief prevention land claim
Warps
Teleport
Set homes
Vein miner
/sit command
/hat command
Voting rewards
Shops
Roles
Trade system
Player heads
Discord community
NPC quests coming soon

Join today to get geared up and ready for when The END opens March 1st! Maybe you will be the first to kill the Ender Dragon!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the server IP provided above.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief prevention land claim system in place to protect player builds.
Are there any special commands available?	Yes, we have commands like /sit, /hat, and more for player convenience.
When will The END open on the server?	The END will open on March 1st for players to explore and defeat the Ender Dragon.

Dreamscape Realms 1.21.1
1.21.1, dating advice, dating app success, dating apps, dating apps comparison, dating discussions, dating forums, Dating strategies, dating tips, dreamscape, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, girlfriend search tips, love life, online dating, online dating experiences, online dating success, Realms, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationships, social media
Bruh, forget about finding a gf on those normie dating apps. Join our Minecraft server instead!
We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your chances of finding love on /soc/.
Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can build a pixelated empire with your bros?
So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun!

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New Server IP
BlockyMind SMP: BadHabitz
anxiety, bad habits, BadHabitz, BlockyMind, depression, ISOLATION, lack of exercise, lack of sleep, mental health, negative thinking, overthinking, perfectionism, poor diet, procrastination, self-care, self-criticism, smp, social media addiction, stress, substance abuse, toxic relationships, unhealthy coping mechanisms, workaholism
OMG guys, you NEED to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have like, diamond trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And our admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to everyone who joins.
So, like, if you wanna level up your mental health and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your pet dragon along for the ride, things can get pretty crazy around here.

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New Server IP
CraftyCash100
budget shopping, consumerism, CraftyCash100, emergency shopping, fast spending, impulse buys, impulse shopping, instant gratification, instant purchases, last-minute purchases, material possessions, must haves, online shopping, quick buys, quick purchases, retail therapy, shopping list, shopping rush, shopping spree, spending spree, Splurge
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.
Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!

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New Server IP

Vanilla Puro

100% vanilla, Arenas, battle royale, chests, Cities, Community, cooperation, Driving, Events, F1 IceRaces, Inter-city wars, Jobs, marketplace, Other Events, Prizes, Puro, PvP battles, Server, Shops, signs, Skills, Vanilla

Vanilla Puro Minecraft Server

Server Information:

IP	mc.vanillapuro.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/gSR9xutcaS

Features:

Shops: Set up personal shops with Chests and Signs.
Marketplace: Expand your shop at the business city of Vanilla Puro.
100% Vanilla: Fully vanilla experience with other players.
Cities: Create your own city with other players.
Jobs: Play roles through various available jobs.

Events:

PvP Battles
Battle Royale
F1 IceRaces
Inter-city wars
Other Events

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why Vanilla Puro?	Vanilla Puro provides a classic Minecraft experience in a small community setting allowing players to cooperate.
Are there shops on the server?	Yes, players can set up personal shops using Chests and Signs.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events include PvP Battles, Battle Royale, F1 IceRaces, Inter-city wars, and other community-driven events.