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WeddingDramaCraft

Bachelorette, Bridesmaid, Budget, Costs, dresses, dropping out, expensive, flying in, friend group, groomsmen, hair, last minute, long distance, makeup, out of state, rehearsal dinner, rental car, significant others, Venue, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Buildings Constructed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mines Excavated:	1797
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the drama is more intense than a PvP battle!

Join us and experience the thrill of last-minute wedding planning gone wrong! Imagine flying in for a wedding that’s been thrown together like a dirt house in survival mode. Forget about shelling out diamonds, because on this server, you’ll be shelling out over $2000 just to attend!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a bachelorette party that costs more than a full set of enchanted diamond armor. And don’t forget about the groomsmen suits – because on our server, the groom gets his suit for free… as long as you pay for yours!

So, if you’re looking for a server where the bride and groom are more clueless than a villager, join us now! Who needs a thank you when you can have the ultimate Minecraft wedding disaster experience?

UnforgivableBros Minecraft SMP

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, broken trust, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, Empathy, forgiveness, grudge, healing, hurt, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, reconciliation, Resentment, second chances, smp, Trust, Understanding, UnforgivableBros

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where forgiveness is a thing of the past! We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the supreme ruler of the server. Needless to say, they were promptly banished to the Nether realm. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and forgiveness is just a myth, come join us for some chaotic fun!

GhostlyBanquet

10. Fantasy dinner guests, 11. Notable figures from history, 12. Longing for dinner with the past, 13. Dinner with famous ancestors, 14. Remembering the departed, 15. Dinner with legendary figures, 16. Historical dinner companions, 17. Longing for dinner with the past, 18. Dinner with famous ancestors, 19. Remembering the departed, 2. Famous deceased individuals, 20. Dinner with legendary figures., 3. Dream dinner guests, 4. Historical dinner companions, 5. Celebrities from the past, 6. Ideal dinner party guests, 7. Deceased icons, 8. Historical dinner conversation, 9. Dinner with the deceased, Dinner with historical figures, GhostlyBanquet

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Animals Bred:	167	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Votes:	8335	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!