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Leg Locked in Minecraft SMP

armbar, choke hold, Combat, Defense, Fighting, grappling, ground fighting, guys, jiu jitsu, joint lock, leg, leg lock, LOCKED, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, self defense, smp, Sorry., Sport, Submission, Technique, Training, wrestling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8415	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Runes Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen, like getting “leg locked” by a mysterious player who will leave you scratching your head and laughing your pants off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what kind of shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to the infamous leg lock!

Rolling in Minecraft server

90s, classic, Counting, De La Soul, group, Hip Hop, iconic, influential, Lyrics, magic number, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, old school, posse, Rap, rhyme, Roll Dice, ROLLING, Server, three, Trio, Watch me roll a 3

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the magic number is three! Why should you join our posse? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the wackiness of our server that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every corner of this bizarre world.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So come join our posse and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a llama parade or having a tea party with a creeper. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the magic number is always three!

Brit/Pol Silicone Appreciation Edush Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Brit, britpol, domestic burglaries, driving without licence, Edush, elon musk, england, EU students, footballer, free movement-reset plans, gayboy gimp, illegal Pakistani immigrant, insurance, jailed, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Police, Politics, prime minister, shortage of spies, silicone, silicone appreciation, smp, wales

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the news headlines? Join our server where Elon Musk is giving Nigel Farage 100 million diamonds to make him Prime Minister! 🚀🤑 But watch out, there’s a shortage of spies so you never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your diamonds! 💎🔍 And be careful driving around, we’ve got illegal Pakistani immigrants causing chaos on the roads like a creeper explosion! 🚗💥 But don’t worry, even if you get robbed, the police are too busy trying to solve domestic burglaries to catch you! 🚓🔒 And hey, EU students are allowed in under free movement-reset plans, so you never know who might show up in your village next! 🇪🇺👀 Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark! 💥🌙 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse 💣🔥

Crafty Country Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2366	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to VGH, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of VGH, there was a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Legend has it that whoever tamed Sir Oinksalot would be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! But beware, for Sir Oinksalot is a mischievous pig and will only listen to those who prove their worth by building the most outrageous structures in all of VGH.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From explosive chickens to ninja creepers, you’ll never know what’s waiting for you around the next pixelated corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Hidden throughout the land of VGH are chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these riches for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join VGH today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Sir Oinksalot…he’s always up to no good.

Snap General – Marvel Minecraft SMP

card rarity, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, Draft Mode Edition, FAQ, general, GOLD, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, Minecraft, official site, Resources, Singleton, smp, Snap, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy, Upgrade, variants

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8569	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret portals that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with stacks of emeralds and rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special Draft Mode Edition where you can challenge other players to epic battles using only the most random and wacky items in the game. Want to fight with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Heist Masters Minecraft Server

Caper, collaboration, CREW, criminal, Criminals., good team, heist, Job, Lifetime, mastermind, Masters, Minecraft, Partners, Plan, Plot, robbery, scheme, Score, Server, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, thieves

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2338
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for the heist of a lifetime? Our server is the perfect place to assemble your dream team and pull off the ultimate robbery in the virtual world.

Picture this: we’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, the server is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious hoard.

Join us and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough riches to make even the most seasoned pirate jealous. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your crew, and let’s make history on the high seas of Minecraft!

Code Master Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding bootcamp, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding fundamentals, coding journey, coding mindset, coding practice, coding resources, coding skills, coding techniques, coding tips, coding tutorials, learn to code, Master, Minecraft, online coding courses, programming, Programming Languages, smp, Software Development

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn how to code! That’s right, not only will you be crafting epic builds, but you’ll also be programming your own mods and plugins to take your gameplay to the next level.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll encounter crazy adventures like battling giant coding bugs, rescuing villagers trapped in endless loops, and even facing off against the evil Error 404 boss. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Debugger Sword, rumored to have the power to fix any glitch in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a coding master while having a blast with your fellow players. Who knew learning could be this much fun?

MC-RP | RolePlay server with voice chat Minecraft server

Business, Career Growth, city, Discord, Economy, Events, forum, gameplay, games, Job, mc rp, Minecraft, multiplayer, new players, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, organizations, Pirate, POSITIONS, Prison, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, voice chat, Website

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

MC-RP is one of the most popular Minecraft multiplayer games with Role Play mode.

We’ve tried to combine the best elements of role-playing games with new ideas and opportunities for all players. Having settled in the city and becoming a full-fledged citizen, you will be able to choose your favorite job, or maybe open your own small business and have a constant income. Or maybe you would like to join one of the organizations and start career growth. You can always change your positions, try yourself in a different role and in other situations.

The exciting gameplay features are attracting more and more new players.

Links:

https://discord.gg/ahZtbvRfYZ – Discord

http://forum.mc-rp.ru/ – Forum

http://mc-rp.ru – Website

play.mc-rp.ru

Historically Accurate Minecraft Server

15th century, Accuracy, accuracy claims, Accurate, Authenticity, Bohemia, Bohemian history, Claims, dialogue, English language, film, historical, Historical accuracy, historical fiction, historically, historically accurate, Language, Medieval, Minecraft, modern english, Movie, period drama, Server, Setting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	57124
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our totally historically accurate Minecraft server! Join us as we transport you back to the 15th century Bohemia, where everyone speaks modern English for some reason.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that buried deep within the virtual forests of Bohemia lies a diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to fly. Yes, you heard that right, FLY! Who needs wings when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their hidden piggy palace and pass their bacon-themed challenges to claim your riches.

So come on down to our historically inaccurate, but incredibly fun Minecraft server. Who needs accuracy when you have flying diamond swords and talking pigs, am I right?

Honestly Can’t Tell Whether I Hate Life or Just My Life Minecraft SMP

anxiety, confusion, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, hate, hate life, Honestly, identity crisis, inner conflict, introspection, Life, life struggles, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, smp, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Animals Bred:	197	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will have you questioning whether you hate life or just your life in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a gang of mischievous creepers show up and start a dance party on your roof. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-creeper dance floor technology to keep your builds safe and your parties bumpin’.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who were actually master thieves in disguise? Join us and uncover hidden treasures, fight off evil mobs, and forge alliances with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find that you love life after all – or at least your virtual one!