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USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6099
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

MineFitLayEase

better sex life, Body transformation, confidence boost, dating life, exercise routine, fit, fitness journey, getting laid, healthy habits, improved stamina, increased attractiveness, lifestyle change, MineFitLayEase, muscle gain, personal growth, physical appearance, redditors, self esteem, self improvement, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Crops Grown:	5047	Players Killed by Monsters:	3497
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and getting rejected by all the virtual babes in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that getting fit will make you a Minecraft stud in no time!

Join our server and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece. The ladies (or gentlemen, we don’t discriminate) won’t be able to resist your pixelated charm.

Imagine walking into a virtual village and all the villagers bowing down to you, offering you diamonds and emeralds in exchange for your attention. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server once you get fit.

So what are you waiting for? Start doing those virtual squats and push-ups and get ready to experience a whole new level of Minecraft success. Who knew that building muscles could also build your love life in the game?

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

chief, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, nato, nato alliance, Peacekeeping, Polish proposal, political tensions, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Server, shoot down, Ukraine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ores Mined:	4692
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7440
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

lol imagine if we shot down missiles with bows and arrows in minecraft server! 🏹🚀 join our server and be part of our epic battles against the evil russian creepers trying to invade our land! 💣🤯 nato chief is jelly of our skills and wants to join us too! 🤣👾 come build with us and show those russians who’s boss! 🏰🇵🇱 #minecraftforlife #russiansarecreepers #natochiefisanoob

CraftyCaptiveAmericans

AMERICANS, Americans detention, Americans release, Americans release call, CraftyCaptiveAmericans, detention, Release, release call, Taliban, Taliban detention, Taliban detention of Americans, Taliban detention of Americans release, Taliban detention of US, Taliban detention of US release, Taliban release, Taliban release call, Taliban release call for Americans, US, US detention, US Release, US release call

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

CraftyElevens

10, 11, 7/11, 9/11, comedy, CraftyElevens, Entertainment, exaggeration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, movies, Music, numerical scale, pop culture, Ratings, satire, social commentary, television, viral

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ShadeSprintCraft

cognitive processing, cognitive psychology, color categorization, color differentiation, color discrimination, color naming, color perception, color recognition, cross-cultural perception, Cultural differences, Language, language and cognition, language diversity, Language Influence, linguistic influence, linguistic perception, linguistic relativity, Perception, shades of color, ShadeSprintCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mines Excavated:	2868	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	286	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.

Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update

1.21 update, betterteams, building, Chaos SMP, Community, Fun, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, Lootable graves, Lore, Minecraft, Plugin, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Teams, Treefeller, update, Version

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to Chaos SMP | Ip:198.244.176.22:25660 | Version:Java 1.21

Welcome to Chaos SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Our small, close-knit community and active staff team are excited to welcome you to join us.

We strive to keep gameplay as close to vanilla as possible while offering a unique experience with our Lifesteal plugin for PvP enthusiasts. Our server encourages players to create or join teams and aim to be the best of the best, whether that’s through engaging in lore, PvP, or simply building.

Plugins

Lootable gravesLifestealTreefellerBetterteams

Join here

apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660

Dragoncraft SMP: Where adults pretend to be dragons and play Minecraft like it’s 1999

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, dragons, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, Minecraft, Mob Heads, nether portals, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Projects, quality of life, Relaxation, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	686	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Minecraft Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla survival experience within a 20k world border.
What does semi-vanilla mean?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord Server provided in the overview and fill out the application form to get started on the server.
What languages are allowed on the server?	English is encouraged for public chat, but other languages are allowed in voice chat as long as players are respectful and switch to a common language when needed.

ChatCraft Minecraft Server

ChatCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2789	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only players worth talking to are the single, attractive women who catch your eye! Why waste your time chatting with anyone else when you can focus on finding your next Minecraft crush?

Join us for a chance to meet your virtual soulmate and maybe even find love in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs friends when you can have potential romantic partners instead? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find love while building your dream world!

So come on, join our server and start flirting with those pixelated hotties. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the creepers and zombies. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

MineVReX Minecraft Server

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Lida Oriana, Minecraft, MineVReX, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	792	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the schedule is so lit, it’s like a blaze spitting fireballs at you! Join now and play with Nova Aokami, the Gen 1 legend whose building skills are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Arial Yuriko, Gen 3’s resident redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. And don’t forget about Estella Starfall, the queen of parkour who can jump higher than a spider on speed.

Furi Ferntail is also here, ready to show you how to tame wolves like a pro, while Kamiko Rinona will teach you how to farm crops faster than you can say “creeper salad.” And if you’re looking for some fiery fun, Scarlett Flameheart is the girl for you – her PvP skills are so hot, they’ll leave you smoldering.

But that’s not all! We’ve got Amaya Whisper, the singing sensation whose voice is sweeter than a chorus of parrots. And Bri At Cookiebox, the baking queen who can whip up cakes faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, Mom At Cookiebox is here to keep everyone in line with her mom powers – no griefing allowed!

Join now and play with Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink, Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine – the Twitch streamer who can slay zombies and entertain you at the same time.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while you’re laughing your blocky butt off!