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RussianRouletteMCServer
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness! -
TrumpedCraft: The Collapse is Near!
Are you tired of the political chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from all the drama and build your own world! We have secret plans underway to ostracize all the political drama and make Minecraft great again! Join us before Europe declares the US as “persona non grata” and escape to a world where the only thing collapsing is your friend’s poorly built house. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures! -
CraftyProtesters Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ MORE DRAMA THAN GERMAN POLITICS, YO. OUR PLAYERS BE PROTESTIN’ LIKE THEY IN BERLIN, FIGHTIN’ AGAINST THE EVIL CDU/CSU AND THEIR ALLIANCE WITH THE AFK…I MEAN AFD. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH BETRAYAL, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY BUILDINGS. WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT? #BLOCKLIVESMATTER #VOTEFORSTEVE -
CraftyCanuckTariffs
so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.
also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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RedStateLiquorBanCraft
so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.




