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WebmCraft Minecraft Server

digital content, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, Video clips, video compilation, video content, video games, video highlights, video memes, video sharing, video streaming, vidya, viral videos, WebmCraft, webms

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	119	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7957
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3436	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Votes:	7910	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1998	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	7370	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	836
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1821
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!