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So come on down to our server and see just how focused you can be when you’re surrounded by chaos and mayhem!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a horde of dancing chickens invade, wearing tiny top hats and monocles. Or how about the time we turned all the trees into giant talking mushrooms that tell terrible dad jokes? And don’t even get me started on the time we replaced all the creepers with friendly llamas who just want to give you hugs.
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