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LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

MineLifeChanger SMP

Consistency, daily habits, discipline, goal-setting, habit building techniques, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, Life Changes, mindfulness, mindset shift, MineLifeChanger, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, smp, success habits, transformation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken parade. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens wearing top hats and monocles strutting their stuff like they own the place. And guess what? You get to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our SMP is home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players must fight off hordes of evil tacos trying to take over the server. It’s a battle like no other, but the rewards are totally worth it – trust us.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a gang of evil pandas? Or build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, your daily habit of logging on will never be the same again!

BlockBroCode

Behavior, BlockBroCode, Chivalry, code of conduct, Communication, dress code, Etiquette, Expectations, Gender Roles, Gentleman, Grooming, Manners, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, social norms, society, Traditions, unwritten guidelines, unwritten rules

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	4324
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7794	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the manliest men out there! Join us if you want to learn the unwritten rules for men, like never wearing pink armor or always having a diamond sword by your side. Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled adventures!

CreeperCarnage: Oct7Memorial

CreeperCarnage, Exhibit, exhibit display, memorial, memorial event, memorial exhibit, Oct7Memorial, October 7 memorial, October 7 victims, Remembrance, remembrance ceremony, remembrance day, terror attack, terror victims, Terrorism, terrorist victims, Tragedy, tragedy remembrance, UN, UN exhibit, united nations, Victims

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own memorial for all da forgotten holidays like October 7 victims day!!! UN may ignore dem but we won’t!!! come build a giant pumpkin or spooky ghost to honor dem in style!!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds cuz why not lol!!! join now and show da world dat u care bout da obscure holidays too!!!

BabyCraze Minecraft Server

anxiety, BabyCraze, balancing priorities, biological clock, career, Decade, Decision making, Expectations, Family Planning, fertility, freaking out, Future, Minecraft, Motherhood, Mr. Goldstein, PRESSURE, Server, societal norms, society, stress, wanting to have children, Women, Working

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Farms Harvested:	388	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2315	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

authentic chinese cuisine, Buy, buy monke, chinese dishes, complimentary meal, cuisine, delicious food, discounted monke, exclusive promotion, food delivery, free, free meal, get free chinese food, limited time offer, Minecraft, monke, monke for sale, MonkeMania, online ordering, order now, promotional deal, purchase monke, receive free sino cuisine, sino, smp, special deal, special offer, tasty monke

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	158

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2824	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	6359

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

JobPainsMC SMP

favoritism, ineffective communication, job dissatisfaction, JobPainsMC, lack of autonomy, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, poor work-life balance, smp, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, workplace stress

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

ParentingFailCraft

Abuse, bad parenting, detrimental parenting, Dysfunctional family, harmful parenting practices, harmful upbringing, irresponsible parents, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of emotional support, lack of guidance, negative impact on children, negative parenting behaviors, neglect, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, neglectful supervision, ParentingFailCraft, poor role models, toxic family dynamics, unhealthy family environment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5179	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

KurskCraft: Drone Wars

aerial assault, Conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military escalation, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Moscow, ongoing conflict, political tensions, russia, security breach, Surveillance, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine just launched a drone attack on Moscow and the Kursk offensive is still goin’ strong! Like, imagine all the epic battles and explosions happenin’ in this server, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now and be part of the action, build your own fortress and defend it from the craziness happenin’ all around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle and take down some enemies like a boss!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!