LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

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MilkyWayVirusZap

Decline, H5N1, heat treatment, infectious diseases, infectious H5N1, influenza viruses, laboratory research, long tail tags, MilkyWayVirusZap, National Institute of Allergy, National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, Rapid, raw milk, scientists, unpasteurized

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more infectious H5N1 influenza viruses than you can shake a stick at! but don’t worry, we’ve got heat treatment to make sure they don’t spread like wildfire.

our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.

so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.

join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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pure vanilla hard mode

blacklisted, clean, Community, community run server, Fair Play, Familyfriendly, free, fresh start, Freshmap, Griefing, hard mode, Hardmode, muted, new, No Advertising, No bullying, no cheats, no hate speech, no racism, No Spamming, pure vanilla, PvP, Release, respectful, smp, SPAWNPOINT, Suggestions, Survival, underage players, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Don’t be mean. Greifing and pvp is enabled but not advised. Play together and enjoy the game together with others. World will be possible to download in future should you wish to continue your journey alone offline :)Keep the spawn clean and welcoming to new players and don’t greif around spawn where people start buildings and communities, thanks :)Be kind. Don’t ruin others work. Disable all cheats or mods that give advantage to you for FAIR play :)Sleeping on bed will set your spawnpoint on death. If your bed is missing you will respawn back at server spawn point.Some players might be underaged and therefore keep a clean and nice tone in chat otherwise you will be muted/blacklisted on the server.

Will try to have a community run server so all suggestions and comments are welcome. Work in progross server!!This is a fresh start world. – no cheating – no bullying – no racism – no hate speach – no spamming or advertising

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Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!

Battles, Brew, BUILD, Chest Shops, defense building, discord server, Engage, Epic, Experience, Faction, feudalistic, gameplay guide, info channel, Kingdoms, Knighthood, land claim system, Lore, Naval, Pirate, proximity-based voice chat, real boats, Roleplay, tactical planning, trade guilds, Viking, Western European, ZillaSMP

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Different medieval faction types	kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore	written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats	that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

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To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

PolandCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, artist, cuisine, culture, Europe, FAGATA, Favorite, Gdansk, Hip Hop, History, Krakow, Language, Minecraft, Music, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, Polish music, rapper, Server, travel, Video, Warsaw

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wonders of Poland like never before. We have a special guest appearance from the one and only Polish rapper Fagata, who will be performing live concerts in-game every hour on the hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish potato farm, where you can harvest potatoes while dodging crazed chickens and zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Pierogi Mountain, rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and delicious dumplings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wild and wacky world of Poland. Who knows, you might even run into Fagata himself, spitting fire bars and dropping sick beats in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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BritGirlCraft Minecraft Server

American, BritGirlCraft, british culture, British girl, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, DATING, dating app, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, international dating, long distance love, long-distance relationship, love, Minecraft, moving abroad, online dating, Pakistani, relationship, Server, travel restrictions, uk visa, Visa

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps and never finding your true love? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can meet the love of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cute British girl joins your game. Sparks fly as you build a virtual castle together and ride off into the sunset on virtual horses.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, Americans may have a hard time moving to the UK, but fear not, because Pakis can get in for the low, low price of £37k. That’s right, for the cost of a luxury car, you can teleport yourself into a world of adventure, friendship, and maybe even romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the virtual love story of a lifetime begin!

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FILgotBLOCKED!

Apology, autism, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disability, family, family dynamics, father in-law, Father’s Day, FILgotBLOCKED, in-laws, intelligence, Marriage, newlyweds, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the brilliance of all players, no matter their background or abilities! Just like my sister Claire, who is a physics and engineering prodigy with a passion for AI. If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to chat with her about the latest advancements in technology and maybe even learn a thing or two!

But beware, if you dare to insult anyone’s intelligence on our server, you’ll face the wrath of our overprotective family members. Just like my father-in-law, who learned the hard way that you don’t mess with our smart cookies. He may think he’s the smartest person in the room, but we all know Claire takes the cake!

So come join our server and experience the joy of learning and growing together, while also witnessing some epic family drama unfold. Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft?

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BlockyBadBoys: Griefers Anonymous

ABUSIVE, ANONYMOUS, Bad Influence, BETRAYAL, BlockyBadBoys, Cruel, Deceit, Despicable, dishonesty, Evil, Griefers, harmful actions, hurtful words, known, Malicious, Manipulation, negative impact, toxic behavior, unforgivable, Vile, why, worst person

Are you tired of dealing with griefers, hackers, and general jerks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join us on our server where the worst person you’ll ever meet is a chicken who keeps stealing all the diamonds and hiding them in his secret chicken coop. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of highly trained ninja pigs ready to take him down and retrieve your precious loot.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama you’ll find is between a chicken and some pigs, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

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BelarusBetrayal Minecraft Server

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u kno wat else is a betrayal? not joinin dis epic minecraft server! we got more drama den a soap opera, wit alliances bein formed and betrayals happenin left and right. u can join a faction and fight for power, or u can be a lone wolf and wreak havoc on the land.

we got custom plugins dat make ur gameplay experience so lit, u won’t wanna leave ur computer. we even got a secret underground city where u can trade rare items and plot against ur enemies.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, den u can just blame it on brain damage.

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CraftyZelensky vs PutinNazis

authoritarianism, Conflict, CraftyZelensky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, nazism, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, Propaganda, putin, PutinNazis, Revival, russia, Ukraine, Ultimatum, united nations, War, world news, Zelensky

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a magical fairy tale land but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day.

and get this, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted weapons. it’s like a real-life fantasy adventure, but in block form.

oh, and did i mention that our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh? we have epic build battles and crazy events like a giant water slide made entirely out of lava. it’s wild, man.

so, if you’re looking for a place to escape reality and have a blast with some awesome peeps, then come join us on this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and diamond-laying chickens await you!

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MisfitCraft: Where Lies Are Banned

banned, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, Language, language usage, Lies, Media, MisfitCraft, misleading information, Profanity, regulations, restrictions, society, Standards, television, television censorship, television content, television industry, television programming

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro! Yeah, you heard me right! DIAMONDS! And if you find a pink sheep, it’ll give you a magical unicorn horn that shoots rainbow lasers! Pew pew!

Oh, and get this, dude! There’s a secret hidden cave where you can find a talking potato that gives you superpowers! Like, you can turn into a giant chicken and lay golden eggs! It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers adventures of your life! Let’s get this party started, woo!

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New Minecraft Servers

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LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

MilkyWayVirusZap

pure vanilla hard mode

Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

Features

More Information

How to Join

PolandCraft Minecraft Server

BritGirlCraft Minecraft Server

FILgotBLOCKED!

BlockyBadBoys: Griefers Anonymous

BelarusBetrayal Minecraft Server

CraftyZelensky vs PutinNazis

MisfitCraft: Where Lies Are Banned