Excuses Minecraft Servers

Excuses

  • CraftyCancelz

    CraftyCancelz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HexArchon: Where Everything is Custom Except the Players’ Excuses for Losing

    HexArchon: Where Everything is Custom Except the Players’ Excuses for Losing

    New Minecraft Servers

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Overview

    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay.

    Gameplay Mechanics

      • Custom Mobs
      • Custom Items
      • Custom Enchants
      • Dungeons
      • Quests
      • Abilities
      • Stats
      • Auto Farms
      • Furnaces
      • Furniture
      • Player Shops
      • Pets
      • Fishing
      • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
    RAM 3200MHz 16GB
    Storage 400GB NVME SSD
    Hosted Location US East Coast

    Joining

      • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
      • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.hexarchon.net in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any technical limitations for Bedrock players?

    A: Yes, the Bedrock version has experimental support with some technical limitations to be aware of.

    Q: What makes the server unique?

    A: The server features custom mobs, items, enchants, dungeons, quests, and more for a unique gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

    IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

    Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

    DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HexArchon: Where Everything is Customized Except Your Excuses

    HexArchon: Where Everything is Customized Except Your Excuses

    New Minecraft Servers

    ☄️HexArchon

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, and various Worlds and Dungeons to explore.

    🔗Links

    📖Our Values

    Values
    Community voice & transparency
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
    Trust & respect
    Dedicated updates

    🎮Gameplay Mechanics

    Gameplay Mechanics
    Custom Mobs
    Custom Items
    Custom Enchants
    Dungeons
    Quests
    Abilities
    Stats
    Auto Farms
    Furniture
    Player Shops
    Pets
    Fishing
    Quality-of-life Improvements

    🖥️Technicals

    Server Specifications
    CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
    RAM: 3200MHz 16GB
    Storage: 400GB NVME SSD
    Hosted on the US East Coast

    🚪Joining

      • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
      • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Whatislove

    Whatislove

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before. Inspired by the viral sensation of Mike O’Hearn memes, “What Is Love?” brings together the best of both worlds: captivating gameplay and hilarious internet culture. Immerse yourself in a vibrant and dynamic survival experience, where every block you place and every mob you encounter will make you question the very essence of love… or at least make you laugh uncontrollably. With a dedicated community of fellow adventurers, you’ll forge new friendships and create unforgettable memories along the way. Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world, teeming with hidden treasures, breathtaking landscapes, and exciting challenges. From towering mountains to treacherous dungeons, the possibilities are as limitless as the creativity of the meme universe. Build your dream home, craft powerful weapons, and venture into the unknown as you uncover the true meaning of love in this enchanting survival SMP. But beware, fellow traveler, for the path ahead is not always easy. Face menacing creatures, navigate treacherous terrain, and test your skills against other players in thrilling PvP battles. Will you conquer the server and become the ultimate meme lord, or will you succumb to the love-induced madness that lies within? Join “What Is Love?” Minecraft Server today and let your adventure begin. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newbie explorer, there’s a place for everyone in this wacky world of memes and survival. Unleash your creativity, make unforgettable memories, and most importantly, discover what love truly means in this hilarious and captivating journey. LoL

    whatislove.useless.beauty

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HomeCraft

    HomeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    HomeCraft is a Minecraft KitPvP server with regular events, a nice community, a staff present, active and attentive to the community, PlayerWarps, and access to crack!

    play.homecraft.fr

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WorldWarMC Modded 1 200 Earth Towny

    WorldWarMC Modded 1 200 Earth Towny

    New Minecraft Servers

    WARNING: You need to download the modpack https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/worldwarmc-official-modpack.1909584 WorldWarMC has recently been redeveloped and reset and will provide players with an experience unlike any other. With the largest earth map every used on an earth server and now mods, WorldWarMC is a server you won’t forget FEATURES: Weapons, armour and uniforms from 500 BC to the 1940s. Technologies from railways to industry and space programs. NPC villages with various cultures to ally or conquer. the largest earth map of all time

    WorldWarMC.crafted.pro:27647

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockbattles

    Blockbattles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Exciting News: Block Battles Server Grand Opening! Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends. But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks. Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits. IP: play.blockbattles.org Discord: discord.gg/BlockBattles Store: https://store.blockbattles.org/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Block.Battles Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@block.battles Snpachat: Soon…

    play.blockbattles.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP