Excuses

CraftyCancelz
Absurd, BIZARRE, canceling plans, CraftyCancelz, Excuses, Flaky, funny, Lame, last minute, laughable, odd, peculiar, quirky, Ridiculous, silly, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, unreliable, UNUSUAL, Weak
Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

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New Server IP
HexArchon: Where Everything is Custom Except the Players’ Excuses for Losing
Community, Custom, exclusive, Excuses, free to play, Fresh content, group, HexArchon, High-tier items, Loot, LOSING, multiplayer, new, New Regions, Objectives, Players, playstyles, Quality, RPG, ruins, smp, Solo, Survival, The tags that are not part of the content provided are: Custom MMO, trustworthy, Unique, Updates
HexArchon Minecraft Server
HexArchon Minecraft Server
Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.
Links
Our Values
We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay.
Gameplay Mechanics
- Custom Mobs
- Custom Items
- Custom Enchants
- Dungeons
- Quests
- Abilities
- Stats
- Auto Farms
- Furnaces
- Furniture
- Player Shops
- Pets
- Fishing
- Quality-of-life Improvements
Technicals
The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:
CPU AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
RAM 3200MHz 16GB
Storage 400GB NVME SSD
Hosted Location US East Coast
Joining
- Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
- Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)
FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.hexarchon.net in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are there any technical limitations for Bedrock players?
A: Yes, the Bedrock version has experimental support with some technical limitations to be aware of.
Q: What makes the server unique?
A: The server features custom mobs, items, enchants, dungeons, quests, and more for a unique gameplay experience.
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IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!
DATING, discrimination, EXCUSE, Excuses, IncelCraft, Insecurity, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, poobro, Poobros, Race, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Therapy, toxic masculinity, white girlfriend, white incel
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!
Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!

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Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions
Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic
Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

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DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays
black hair, cuck, DankCraft, determination, empowerment, Excuses, fat, fat Mexican, gtgo, Holding, Improvement, incel, JOKE, memesfordays, Mexican, minecraftLOLZ, motivation, outside, paypig, positivity, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, success, thinking, trendyservers, ugly bastard, voluptuous white girl
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.

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New Server IP
HexArchon: Where Everything is Customized Except Your Excuses
Creative, Customization, customized, Economy, Excuses, Factions, Hardcore, HexArchon, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, pixel art, Plugins, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Redstone, redstone contraptions, resource pack, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, villagers
☄️HexArchon
Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, and various Worlds and Dungeons to explore.
🔗Links
📖Our Values
Values
Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates
🎮Gameplay Mechanics
Gameplay Mechanics
Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements
🖥️Technicals
Server Specifications
CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
RAM: 3200MHz 16GB
Storage: 400GB NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast
🚪Joining
- Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
- Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)
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New Server IP
SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server
carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

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New Server IP
ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP
bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?
So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

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New Server IP
ShowerCraft26
Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage
Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!
Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

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New Server IP
RussianRaidersCraft
border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

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NoRestNoMercyCraft
Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence
Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!
But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?
Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

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TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥
[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established 2018
Focus Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date 2nd August
Server Members 350
Total Members 550
FAQ
How do I apply to join the server?
Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.
What time will Season 12 start?
Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.
Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?
Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.
Do you host mini-seasons?
Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.
Is being on the Discord server required?
Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.
Can I join just for chatting without playing?
Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

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Hololive Joy Minecraft Server
Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets
Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!
Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer
cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

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New Server IP
HangryRoomieStealsFood
apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!
Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?
But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?
So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

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New Server IP
CraftyGenZLand
CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

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New Server IP

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
RAM	3200MHz 16GB
Storage	400GB NVME SSD
Hosted Location	US East Coast

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

Values
Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

Gameplay Mechanics
Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Overview

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there any technical limitations for Bedrock players?

Q: What makes the server unique?

☄️HexArchon

🔗Links

📖Our Values

🎮Gameplay Mechanics

🖥️Technicals

🚪Joining

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

What time will Season 12 start?

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Do you host mini-seasons?

Is being on the Discord server required?

Can I join just for chatting without playing?