EXCELLS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Trump Minecraft Server

4D Chess, alternative narrative, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, Deception, Government, Manipulation, media manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, Normalization, Politics, Possible Trump psy-opp, power play, Presidential election, psychological operation, public perception, Server, speculation, strategy, theory, trump

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Camming, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, GYATT edition, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, online sex, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky, virtual sex

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for some epic adventures, where we post tags, talk about fetishes, and yes, even have a designated jerk off area.

Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).

So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

After the Sunset, Aglaea, Amphoreus, Arlan, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, Erudition, general, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Jing Yuan, Light Cone, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, Server, Soloist, star, star rail, Sunday, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and crying (from joy, of course).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens can talk, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server also has custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of an Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that can fly to the moon and back. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns. Flying. To the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of unicorns, then maybe stay away).

The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP

Absolute, absolute state, absolute state of this, CARD, comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, State, tags, this card

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	366857	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.

Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, consent, empowerment, healing, hurt, Justice, Lube, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, rape, Recovery, Server, sexual assault, Support, survivor, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5027	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Votes:	3420	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

/Red /Mug /Under /Ground /Minecraft SMP

biggest football club, football analysis, football club debate, football fandom, Football Fans, football supporters, ground, Minecraft, mug, red, RMUG, smp, soccer clubs, sports arguments, sports community, sports controversy, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports opinions, sports passion, team loyalty, team rivalry

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	8199	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of arguing with your friends about which football club is the best? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have settled the biggest football club debate once and for all! Join us and show off your love for your favorite team by building epic stadiums and hosting virtual matches with other players. Who needs real-life football when you can kick a virtual ball around in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where all the retired football legends hang out and play Minecraft together. Want to join them for a game of virtual footie? Then hop on our server and start building your way to fame and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s kick some virtual balls together!