DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

black hair, cuck, DankCraft, determination, empowerment, Excuses, fat, fat Mexican, gtgo, Holding, Improvement, incel, JOKE, memesfordays, Mexican, minecraftLOLZ, motivation, outside, paypig, positivity, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, success, thinking, trendyservers, ugly bastard, voluptuous white girl

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.

“When does it get good?” – TrendCraft LOLZ – Join the fun at our epic Minecraft server! #trendy #lolz #minecraftLOLZ

#impatience, #justkeepgoing, #pushthrough, determination, dontgiveup, Epic, Expectations, Frustration, Fun, Good, Hope, inspiration, Join, lifelessons, lolz, mentalhealth, Minecraft, minecraftLOLZ, motivation, patience, perseverance, persistence, Pointless, positivity, Server, TrendCraft, trendy, Waiting, wellness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2101	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ores Mined:	9598	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crops Grown:	7062	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to show you around. But watch out, because there’s a group of mischievous chickens running around wearing sunglasses and stealing your diamonds!

But wait, it gets even better! Want to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a herd of zombie cows? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into the mouth of a giant friendly creeper? No problem! And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts that lead you to a hidden disco party with all the mobs getting down to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

SurgerySavers Minecraft Server – Save money, mine diamonds, and have a laugh with us! #SurgeryGoals #MinecraftMadness

achievement, Appearance, beauty, Commitment, cosmetic surgery, cute girl, Dedication, determination, diamonds, fetish, Financial, Goal, LAUGH, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, MONEY, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Save, saving money, self improvement, Server, success, surgery, SurgeryGoals, SurgerySavers, transformation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even transforming into a cute girl through surgery! Join us for a wild adventure where you can live out your wildest fantasies, whether it’s for a fetish or just for fun. Who needs real life when you can create your own virtual identity? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure you save enough in-game money for that surgery!

WomanPowerCraft: Where levels are determined by blocks mined, not heels worn. Join now for a virtual power trip!

achievement, blocks, Confidence, determination, determined, empowerment, empowerment journey, equality, feminism, gender, heels, Inspirational, Join, leadership, Levels, Measurement, Mined, motivation, power, power level, progress, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, strength, success, trip, virtual, WOMAN, WomanPowerCraft, Worn

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Votes:	406
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the power level is rated on the usual factors like mining skills and building prowess? Well, look no further because on our server, the power level of a woman is determined by the number of diamond helmets she can wear at once! That’s right, forget about diamonds in general, it’s all about the helmets, baby!

Join us on this wacky server where the most powerful players are the ones with the most blinged-out heads. You’ll see women stacking helmets on helmets, creating towering structures of shiny goodness that strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. With each helmet added, their power level increases, making them unstoppable forces of nature in the Minecraft world.

So come on in and start stacking those helmets! Who knew that fashion accessories could be the key to dominating a Minecraft server? Join us now and witness the epic battles and fierce competition as players strive to become the ultimate diamond-headed warriors. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

Tank Top & Shorts’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: Golden Set Challenge Server!

#workout, Active, Adventures, athletic wear, athleticism, challenge, determination, Epic, Exercise, fashion, fit, FITNESS, Golden, healthy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, Server, set, shorts, strength, Style, TANK, tank top, Top, wear

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	117	New Chunks Explored:	701931
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the most buff and stylish players can survive! Join us if you think you have what it takes to rock the golden tank top and shorts that are rumored to give you super strength and agility. Legend has it that only those truly worthy can harness the power of this epic outfit and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

StrongestSeasonCharacter

animation, Anime, Character, determination, dominant force, Female lead, fierce competition, fierce competitor, formidable opponent, imageboard, Impressive.., Japan, japanese, Manga, powerful woman, Rivalries, Season, season finale, standout character, standout performance, strength, Strongest, strongest character, StrongestSeasonCharacter, top contender, top performer, tv show, ultimate victor, Unbeatable, worksafe

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

“Join our Minecraft server and find out if you have what it takes to become the strongest character of the season! Show off your skills, conquer challenges, and prove your dominance in our virtual world. Are you up for the challenge?”

DarkSteel LifeSteal

Adventure, battle, challenge, Cross-Play, DarkSteel, DarkSteel LifeSteal, determination, Economy, Experience, Immersive, Journey, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Thrilling, Unique, Vanilla, Victory

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹: 𝗔 𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗔𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 Embark on a thrilling journey into the world of DarkSteel, where survival takes on a whole new meaning. Our unique lifesteal Minecraft server offers an immersive experience like no other, where every battle, every victory, and every challenge you face will test your skills and determination.

156.236.84.101:25510

MomCraft Server – Disappointed in Parent

Business, career success, college educated, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Disappointed, disappointed parent, education, family drama, family dynamics, high expectations, inheritance issues., lack of responsibility, MomCraft, Parent, parenting, real estate, self sufficient, self worth, Server, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry, successful women, wealthy parents

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unwind and forget about all the craziness in your life!

Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual empire, away from the drama of real life. Who needs a rich inheritance when you can create your own wealth and success in the world of Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations and pressure, so you’ll feel right at home.

Forget about family arguments and parental disappointments, and focus on crafting, mining, and exploring in our fun and friendly Minecraft community. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you join our server and start building your dream world.

So come on over and join us for a break from the chaos of real life. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? See you in the game!

NephewNoTalkAllowedMC

anger issues, child abuse, child custody, communication boundaries, court appointed, CPS, custody battle, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family secrets, Family Support, hospital visit, neglect, neglectful parents, NephewNoTalkAllowedMC, sibling rivalry, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of raising your sister’s neglected child while navigating the disapproval of your own parents. Will you defy CPS orders and bring the child around his abusive parents, or will you stand strong and protect him from further harm?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of therapy sessions, court-appointed therapists, and nosy relatives who just can’t mind their own business. Will you keep family secrets or spill the tea for all to hear? The choice is yours on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft server.

So come on in and join the fun – because who needs a peaceful mining and crafting experience when you can have a drama-filled adventure like this? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

PumpUpJamz Minecraft SMP

adrenaline pumping tracks, dance party hits, energizing music, exercise music, feel-good music, fitness playlist, get hyped songs, get motivated songs, gym motivation, heart-pounding beats, high energy tunes, inspirational tunes, Minecraft, mood booster music, motivational songs, music for running, power anthems, pump up jams, pumped up, PumpUpJamz, smp, upbeat melodies, workout playlist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are just as crazy as the players!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you! Or maybe you’re just trying to build a cute little house when a pack of creepers show up and challenge you to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jukebox of Doom. Play the wrong song and you’ll be teleported to the Nether, where you’ll have to out-rap the ghasts to make it back home!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

BroCraft

Authorship, brocraft, character creation, Character development, female author, female perspective, gender dynamics, Gender Identity, gender portrayal, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Literary Analysis, Literature, male character, male perspective, narrative, storytelling, Tropes, Writing, writing style

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just so… predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where male characters are written by female authors and things get hilariously out of hand.

On our server, you’ll encounter male characters who cry at the drop of a hat, have an unhealthy obsession with skincare routines, and break out into spontaneous dance numbers whenever they hear a catchy tune. But that’s not all! Our male characters also have a knack for baking the most delicious cupcakes and can’t resist gossiping about the latest drama in town.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where male characters are as fabulous as they are on ours? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and wondering what crazy antics our male characters will get up to next!

MurderCraft: Easy Mode

Blood, chase, creepy, Dark, EASY, Escape, fear, get away with, Hiding, horror film, horror genre, horror movie, Killer, Mode, murder, MurderCraft, normal person, Psychological, scream, slasher, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape reality and enter a world of madness and mayhem!

we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated paradise.

we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and haunted houses where ghosts throw parties every night.

if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush, join our server and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits u.

come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

OrigamiCraft: Cell Edition

Cell, cellular behavior, cellular behavior complexity, cellular behavior curiosity, cellular behavior discovery, cellular behavior nervous system, cellular behavior origami, cellular behavior recreational biology, cellular behavior research, cellular behavior study, cellular biology, cellular complexity, cellular origami, cellular research, complex behavior, Curiosity, Edition, nervous system, ORIGAMI, OrigamiCraft, recreational biology, Stanford researchers, stanford university

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25

so, like, dude, this server is like, the first example of cellular origami, like wtf is that even supposed to mean? apparently, stanford researchers have discovered that cells can do some crazy stuff without even having a brain. it’s like origami but with cells, man. if you wanna see some mind-blowing biology shenanigans, you gotta join this server, bro. it’s like a science experiment on steroids, but in minecraft form. come join the madness and witness the wonders of cellular origami, whatever the heck that means.

EuroPlayZone Lands Wars Opened 11 07

2024.., auction house, Aurelium Skills, Custom Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, Europlayzone, exciting plugins, Fire, GSit, Hardcore, HAT, July 11th, Lands, Lands Wars, levelled mobs, minecraft adventure, MoreOres, Nullscape, PvP, Roleplay, survival server, terra, Terralith, Towny, Veinminer

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft adventure! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 11th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Fire, Nullscape Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Levelled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game!

mc.europlayzone.eu

Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!

Aether, Alexes Mobs, Allowed, Ars Nouveau, Capture the Flag, Catnip, Caves, Chill, close-knit, Community, Create, device limitations, Dummies, Forge, Game Nights, Kingdom, Let’s Do, Modded, Movie Nights, queer-friendly, Small, Smowglis, unclaimed land, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Emeralds Found:	1201
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to Smowgli’s Catdumb!

We’re a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Community looking for more chill people to hang out with 😀

Server Overview:

Server Type	Description
Vanilla Realm	A vanilla realm, smaller than the modded server, great for those looking for a less modded experience. Filled with unclaimed land for building.
Modded Server	Has most active players and a thriving community. Features over 100 popular forge mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more. Players can live in towns or venture out into the wilderness.

Upcoming Events:

Game Nights
Movie Nights
Capture the Flag event in the works

If you’re interested, come join us in Smowgli’s Catdumb 😀

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ePNsPK3t

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What type of servers do you have?	We have a vanilla realm and a modded server with over 100 forge mods.
Are you a queer-friendly community?	Yes, we are a small, queer-friendly community.
Do you have game nights and movie nights?	Yes, we have regular game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag in the works.
How can I join Smowgli’s Catdumb?	You can join our Discord server using the link provided above.

MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

10x, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Brilliance, calculation, cleverness, cognitive ability, estimation, Fun, GENIUS, INTELLECT, intellectual prowess, intelligence, iq, Mathcraft, Mathematics, mental capacity, savvy, Server, sharp, Smart, Superiority

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	New Chunks Explored:	170136

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia

Britannia, Kingdom, long tail tags, smp, VGH

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6368	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Farms Harvested:	770	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.

So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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