Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.
Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!
So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!
Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your own model from our catalogue and never feel hatred from those pesky players who mog you again!
Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!
Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant flying chickens, build a castle out of nothing but cheese, and answer ridiculous questions like “Which woman would you want to give a cum facial to the most?” Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
Hello and welcome to PixelModels!We offer WorldWarSMP here, which means that it is best to build a city in survival together with other players.The goal is to make peace with the other cities, but if a war does break out, it will be decided with atomic bombs! (these were introduced into the game by us and function as a weapon of total destruction)If someone drops a nuclear bomb on your city, you will hear it in the form of sirens. We work with custom texture packs so don’t be surprised if it loads briefly when joining (nothing extreme is brought into the game, no new ores, weapons etc. it’s normal Minecraft with atomic bombs and later dungeons)
Why you should play with us:
There are so incredibly few normal survival servers with a few extrasWe just want you to be able to play normally and, if necessary, start wars against others. We don’t want to protect you with towny or anything else. Admins won’t do anything if someone attacks you (except cheats, which are not allowed)
It is, so to speak, a rule-free server with simply Minecraft and atomic bombs in mind.
Why atomic bombs? It’s a little experiment what players would do with power.It’s interesting because Griefen is allowed but to get there you have to put in quite a bit of work and build a townYou can attack and grieve normally, but can you get through all protection systems without a nuke?
So as you can already see, the entire server process is up to the players, it should just bring some fun with it, but it may also be that you will never experience this atomic bomb if you are afraid that you could lose everything:There is still the option to run quite far away, but we only use RTP within a certain radius, meaning if you are far enough away from all the players, you won’t experience any wars, almost like in real life 😉
Modded 1.16.5 server including some mods like DalekMod and even a custom mod or 2. British server. make sure to join our discord and download the mods, drop by and have fun.
With effort and passion, we hope to foster a culture that is built off of education, growth and prosperity. Where we try to understand and empathize with every dog till they have their day.
Perfection is not the end-goal, but rather a never-ending process of learning and evolution through community driven discourse and interaction. Our community is one that comprises many colours, ideals, attitudes and backgrounds. Where boundaries and the desire to spend time here in tranquility can be set and respected. It is encouraged that members practice common-sense, discourse, empathy and understanding, agreeing to disagree, problem solving and critical thinking, in hopes to become leaders, not dictators.
Seed and Flower staff members are not above you! Trivial-matters that occur between our Resident members will not be the business of staff-matters, as we want our staff members to enjoy their time here with as much normalcy as possible. We are here to make day to day life easier and more peaceful – we will assist where we can, with grace, fragility, and empathy.
A non p2w server with a focus on community. We are a small server but we put people before profit. The server is java only, and features land claims and we plan on adding dungeons soon!
The server was created for every lover of the world of Minecraft. The server contains systems such as: Economy – shops – auctionPrivates – sethomes – teleports
