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The North American Trio – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding, armed and dangerous edition! Join now and experience the thrill of battling mobs with rocket launchers, fighting off creepers with flamethrowers, and taking down the Ender Dragon with a bazooka!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect their precious diamonds at all costs. Rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with traps and defenses that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player quake in their boots.

So why should you join our server? Well, aside from the non-stop action and epic battles, we also have the best parties in all of Minecraft. Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of glowstone, a DJ booth powered by redstone, and fireworks shooting off into the sky every time someone levels up. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best battle gear – because things are about to get wild!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and embark on quests that will make you question reality. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Cum Pumping Challenge, where players compete to see who can post the most faces they want to pump full of cum.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Cum Covered Sluts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds are the sticky ropes of cum covering all the sluts! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing and wanting more. From building giant phallic structures to battling mobs with dildos as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring a towel for all the cum-covered sluts you’ll encounter along the way!

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The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, banter, Med, PIXEL, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything too seriously! We call it the Fascists cum edition because we’re all about uniting players in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible.

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons allowed are rubber chickens and banana peels. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot glitter from their horns.

But beware, there’s a secret hidden within the server that only the bravest players can uncover. Legend has it that there’s a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until you cry. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there!

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Crafty North American Minecraft Server

kitsune, Canada, mexico, Cum, north

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Kitsune Guuji Edition, where you’ll find foxes running around in suits and ties, holding meetings and discussing world domination.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep overlords. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their coup d’état? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and are causing chaos all over the server. Ride alongside them on their motorcycles as they pull off daring stunts and evade capture by the authorities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in the Kitsune Guuji Edition!

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MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

Canada, Edition, smp, MapleCraft, mexico

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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BlockParty.cum

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, U LUCKY CUZ U JUST FOUND THE MOST EPIC SERVER EVER!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, AND ENDLESS DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

AND GET THIS, OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED DIAMOND SWORDS!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Worship, roulette, lewd, indie, NSFW

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

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Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

Minecraft, Edition, Canada, mexico, shrimple

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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