“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!
2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolatediamonds and feast like a king while you play.
4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!
So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky! Join us if you want to experience the best laugh in vtubing while playing Minecraft like never before.
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and are determined to make your gaming experience as absurd as possible. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
StrivePvP is a very unique skyblock server that includes many custom features! Some features we have here at Strive are custom enchants. crystal shards, unique starter islands, mobcoins, and so much more! Come join us at Strive today to discover many other cool features! Enjoy!
Welcome to Lexurcraft, a thrilling Minecraft server experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Our server is available in versions 1.8x to 1.20x, allowing players to enjoy the latest features.
Embark on a sky-high adventure in our SkyBlock, dive into Factions to fight against other clans. For those who appreciate the classic Survival experience, our Survival SMP world is the place to be. embark on thrilling quests, events, and tournaments!
Show off your unique style with our wide range of cosmetics! Additionally, we frequently organize giveaways, providing opportunities for players to win exciting prizes!
Our dedicated and active support team is always ready to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have. Join Lexurcraft today and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer. The adventure awaits!
1.8 – 1.13
(Please ignore the outdated banner. Getting a new one soon)
Hybrid Network is a returning network that currently offers a version of OP Factions. We have a new discord, and are looking for new members to join.
https://discord.gg/mqpAHER
OP faction
PvP
Faction War
Crates
Kits
Economy
Shops
Wilderness
Claim Lands
New enchantments
Survive the monsters in Survival mode dont die or you will lose your items!
Vote Rewards!
Anti Cheat
Need active players ๐
and many more!
Come join a great community on Survival! Vanilla server with some in game perks. Player based economy to allow you to be the top shop in game! Unique Key Crate items! Come join us today at play.crayonscastle.net
Survival Ruklon is our new 1.16.4 Survival Server that will open Friday, February 26th at NOON EST. This java based survival server has a vanilla feel with a unique economy. -McMMO -Custom items to trade -Economy -Chestshops -In Game Ranks -Custom Crate Rewards -Weekly and Monthly events
Wize is the friendly and competitive Minecraft server for Capture The Flag crazies!
Play classic Capture The Flag or Wize’s Exclusive Domination Mode
Earn a spot in the Wize Hall of Leaders
We love to help new players and builders!!!
Build and play your own CTF maps! Or just play!
Start with a map idea! Get a **Maker** rank.
Pure 1.8-style PVP
Friendly and clean with a side of zany