Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky where you can post tags, chat about your weirdest fetishes, and even have a good ol’ wank while building your blocky empire.
In our Bubble gum butt edition, you’ll find yourself surrounded by giant bubble gum butts that you can bounce on like a trampoline. Trust us, it’s a buttload of fun!
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of glitter. So if you’re into spooky shenanigans and sparkly surprises, this is the place for you!
So why wait? Join us at /dft/ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies (trust us, you’ll need ’em).
Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Are you tired of your foreskin being longer than your patience waiting for it to shrink back to normal size? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We may not be able to fix your foreskin, but we can offer you a distraction from your genital woes with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.
Join us and escape the stress of researching redundant prepuce treatments! Build a virtual world where your foreskin can be as long as you want it to be (we won’t judge). Plus, who needs a girlfriend requesting circumcision when you have a blocky paradise to explore?
Don’t let your overgrown foreskin hold you back, join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow player who can relate to your unique situation. So what are you waiting for? Let’s mine and craft our way to foreskin freedom!
Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans
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End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding
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No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray
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5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff
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Optional Proximity Chat
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How to Apply
You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon!
https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM
FAQ
Q: Is there a world border on the server?
A: Yes, the server has a 15K x 15k World Border with expansions.
Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server?
A: No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can apply through the Discord server by filling out a quick application.
Q: Is there a build team on the server?
A: Yes, there is a server build team and applications are encouraged from everyone.
Q: Are there frequent events on the server?
A: Yes, the server hosts frequent and engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out and causes chaos like never before.
Imagine building your dream castle with Petra Gurin while Elira Pendora pranks unsuspecting players. Or teaming up with Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin to take on epic quests in the land of OBSYDIA.
But wait, there’s more! Join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou battle it out in epic PvP matches. Or head over to Luxiem where Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma create the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.
And don’t forget ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and Ren Zott0 show off their building skills in the most extravagant ways possible.
But that’s not all! XSOLEIL is where D_Dropscythe, Meloco Kyoran, Hex Haywire, Kotoka Torahime, and Ver Vermillion host the craziest parties and events you’ve ever experienced.
And if you’re feeling daring, head over to Krisis where Vezalius Bandage, Tyrant Vanta, and YuQWilsonTTT will lead you on the most thrilling adventures you’ve ever been on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s make this the most epic Minecraft server in history!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us on our server where you can embark on epic quests to save the Drone named Cyn from the evil clutches of the Solver. Will she survive the deal or will she meet a hilarious demise? Only you can decide her fate!
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you help save Cyn, but you can also witness her questionable free will in action. Will she make outrageous decisions that will leave you in stitches? You’ll have to join our server to find out!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing out loud. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
The best German OneBlock network comes to light here
The server not only offers you the rare OneBlock game mode but also Survival and PvP.
We are currently still in a BETA PHASE so join today to improve the server with us
I would be very happy if you could come and visit us
You can also vote for our network to get an in-game reward :>
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