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Howdy fellow Minecrafters! I’m hosting a server for the modpack CABIN (Create Above and Beyond in 1.18.2), and I was hoping to find some social and active players to join us on some Create adventures! 🙂
The Chicken Coop is a mature and friendly community that started in early 2024. We like to take our time with packs and not speed run through them, build a nice world, and socialize with each other. Does this sound like a place you can see yourself coming home to?
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