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EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9610	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	653841
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Votes:	3776	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	3601
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Ores Mined:	3167	Villages Defended:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	259

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!