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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7364 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!