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OverpricedCraft

affordable, Alternative, brand name, budget-friendly, cost effective, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, frugal, high end, Imitation, knockoff, luxury, Overpriced, OverpricedCraft, Premium, Quality, savings, Splurge, Unnecessary, Value

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Emeralds Found:	1350	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Items Found:	2128	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	164	Dragon Eggs Found:	2518
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	771	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mines Excavated:	1666	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?