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SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Farms Harvested:	433	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ores Mined:	1059
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6639
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Void Armor Forged:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6561	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Buildings Constructed:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Items Found:	5669

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Votes:	6045

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!