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BlockyLungs BeGone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2365	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	1492	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Animals Bred:	200	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6110

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	4982	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Farms Harvested:	142
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyFantasyLand

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	884
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?