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CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

CriaryCraft, Diary, emotional coping, emotional management, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, emotional tracking, family arguments, family communication, family dynamics, keeping track, Minecraft, parental intervention, Petty, privacy invasion, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling fights, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

PixelPleaser69

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5094	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

KillFameCraft

Assassination, Celebrity, danger, Fame, fame consequences, fame dangers, fame downsides, fame drawbacks, fame hazards, fame risks, high-profile, KillFameCraft, murder plot, PARANOIA, Protection, public figure, SECURITY, Stardom, Target, threat

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Items Found:	7692
Star Shards Collected:	88	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	777403	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

so, like, come join dis server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.

we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.

and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.

so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Yonderland

8-year old map, Anarchy, Discord, Exploration, Incendium, Loot, megastructures, Nullscape, Quality-of-life plugins, semi anarchy, Survival, uncharted chunks, Unique Map, Vanilla, Viaversion, William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld, world generation mods

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yonderland is a semi-anarchy survival server with a unique 8-year old map. The world evolved using several different world generation mods and is an experiment in combining anarchy play with a world full of huge megastructures and other surprises dotting the landscape.

With so much to see, Yonderland is a great map for exploration. Loot a giant megabuild, or move into it. As always, uncharted chunks await you (currently using William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld for the overworld + Incendium for the Nether and Nullscape for the End dimension).

Other than the terrain and a few minor quality-of-life plugins, the server is basically vanilla – no Server Essentials or economy mods and it will probably stay that way. Version is currently 1.20.2 but the Viaversion plugin is installed so you can play on any version.

Check the discord for more info.

yonderland.dedimc.io

The Mangled Tangles: Where you can roleplay your way through chaos and epic fails! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventures, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Brewing, Chaos, Consumables, Cook, Development, Epic, Equipment, facsimiles, Fails, Fish, jumping puzzles, magical effects, mangled, Paper, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Suggestions, symbols, Tangles, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The Tangles Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The Tangles is a new Minecraft server offering a unique RPG experience. Battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, navigate factions, and strive to become as strong as possible. Choose from various roles like Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook. Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden treasures to enhance your adventures.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server live?	Yes, the server is currently active.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Discord for the server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, suggestions, questions, and to connect with other players.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is tangles.mcserver.us.

CraftyCover Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, comics, cover art, CraftyCover, creativity, design, disconnected title page, favorite title pages, graphic novels, illustration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga chapters, manga covers, manga design, manga illustrations, Minecraft, Server, Story, storytelling, Title pages, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just throw you into the game without any pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server starts each gameplay session with a dramatic title page that will leave you on the edge of your seat, wondering what crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for manga and insists on starting every battle with a dramatic title page reveal. Trust us, you’ve never seen a boss fight quite like this before.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of title page drama. See you in the game!

WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7637	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

Argument, aunt, birthday buddies, birthday celebration, Blessing, brunch, Communication, cookout, emotional crutch, exclusion, family, Friends, GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz, Girlfriend, grown man, IMPORTANCE, Plans, reschedule, Tension, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Votes:	7127	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!

BotCraft: Mild Simulated Fun

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, BotCraft, Bots, Chatbots, computer simulation, Cybernetics, digital communication, Digital World, Fun, future technology, human-machine interaction, internet, machine learning, Mild, online interactions, Simulated, simulation, social media, tech advancements, Technology, virtual interactions, virtual reality

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Votes:	807	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

lol join this epic minecraft server where the bots are actually real players in disguise! u never know who u r talking to, it could be a sneaky bot trying to steal ur diamonds or a pro player pretending to be a noob. it’s like living in a mild simulation where nothing is as it seems. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate mind game!