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CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

20xx, 4chan, Bait, character improvement, CraftyBaitMC, critical thinking, cyberbullying, digital literacy, emotional intelligence, ignoring, internet culture, internet trolls, Maturity, mental resilience, online behavior, online interactions, online safety, personal growth, Recognizing, SELF AWARENESS, social media, trolling

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

4chan, 4chanCraft, ANONYMOUS, cyberbullying, digital upbringing, internet addiction, internet culture, internet forum, internet generation, internet subculture, internet upbringing, Meet, meme, memes, Mining, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online experience, online harassment, online identity, online influence, online safety, troll

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Blockheads, critical thinking, cyberculture, digital literacy, discussion, forum, humor, intelligence, internet culture, internet intelligence, meme, online behavior, Online Community, sarcasm, Smart, social media, Technology, trolling, viral content

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Votes:	5118	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	437	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6919
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	53120
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Animals Bred:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	2446

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

#venting, 4chan, Abuse, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boards, bored, Boring, Community, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Conversation, discussion, internet, Join, Minecraft, online culture, online forums, r9k, Server, social media, trolling, Wacky

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	239	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

>20 years old, 10-20 years ago, 4chan, better, Boring, browsing, Communication, connectivity, cyber, Digital, Fun, homogeneous, information age, innovation, internet, LolCraft, Nothing new, ONLINE, social media, Surfing, Technology, virtual

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	71
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Star Shards Collected:	135
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

4chan, Aneon, awakening, Blind, bondage, BROWN, containment board, Jeet, jeeted, madness, Morphineus, OFFLINE, pajeets, Prison, Rabbit Hole, Reality, SAR, shithole, Splinter, Truth, yeet, YeetCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

MaternityMayhemCraft

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, damages, Destruction, Healthcare, International, Killed, kyiv, maternity hospital, MaternityMayhemCraft, military intervention, News, Russian attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	3170
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ores Mined:	5748	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Emeralds Found:	7674	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LOL come join our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy Russian attacks like in Kyiv! We promise no maternity hospitals will be harmed in our world, unless you count the ones we build for our pixelated villagers! Join now and help us fight off the evil Russian invaders with your diamond sword and enchanted armor! Who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun on our server? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers! Join us now for a wild adventure like no other!

CraftyMinors18+

“Youth, adolescence, Adulthood, adulthood status, age, age categories, age groups, age labels, age terminology, CraftyMinors18, legal age, legal status, majors, Maturity, Minors, minors and majors, over 18, teenagers, under 18, young adults, young people

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we call all da kids minors but we don’t call da adults majors cuz dat would be too normal! come build ur own crazy world where da only rule is to have fun and laugh ur butt off! we once had a player who built a giant toilet and turned it into a secret base cuz why not?! u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky server, so come join us and be part of da madness!

CheatingCraft: Loyalty Over Lust

BETRAYAL, cheating behavior, CheatingCraft, Commitment, emotional connection, extramarital affairs, fidelity, individual tendencies, Infidelity, Intimacy, loyalty, Lust, marital infidelity, monogamy, partner influence, relationship boundaries, relationship commitment, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, relationship trust, shared passion, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server, you gotta hear this wild story. So, like, there was this player who was so committed to their blocky partner that they never even thought about cheating. But get this, their shared passion for mining and building didn’t stop them from straying! Crazy, right? So, if you wanna avoid being a blocky cheater, come join our server where commitment is key and infidelity is a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime art, anime classics, Anime Creators, anime gods, anime history, anime icons, anime industry, anime legends, anime masterminds, anime pioneers, anime style, anime techniques, go nagai, influential animators, japanese animation, Minecraft, pixelcraft, Rumiko Takahashi, Server, Yoshinori Kanada

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is blessed by the holy trinity of anime greatness – Yoshinori Kanada, Rumiko Takahashi, and Go Nagai!

Join us and experience the power of their combined creativity as you build, mine, and battle your way through the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Yoshinori Kanada himself handcrafted every pixel in our server, giving it a unique and vibrant look that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Go Nagai has sprinkled our server with his signature brand of chaos, so get ready for unexpected twists and turns at every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot straight from the mind of Rumiko Takahashi.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate anime-inspired Minecraft adventure!

ZanyZoneMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Tiësto x Zenless Zone Zero, Trailer, Ultimate, Uniform, Version 1.0 Pre-Release Special Program, Website, Welcome to New Eridu, Where the Miracle Began, ZanyZoneMC, zenless zone zero, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	5991	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course). Our server is so epic, even Ellen herself would want to play here. We’ve got shark tails, scissors, and uniforms that will make your character look fly AF.

But wait, there’s more! Our lore is so deep and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began and uncover secrets that will leave you shook.

And let’s not forget about our special program, “Welcome to New Eridu.” It’s like stepping into a whole new world filled with wonders and surprises around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic of Zenless Zone Zero. Redeem our exclusive in-game codes for some sweet rewards and dive into a world like no other.

Don’t believe us? Check out our trailer and ZZZ stickers for a taste of what’s in store. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. See you in the game!

CraftyKitchenWars

aita, Cooking, cooking arrangements, cooking for himself, cost, CraftyKitchenWars, demanding roommate, Effort, expensive meals, grocery lists, hard to find ingredients, household chores, meal preparation, recipes, refusing to cook, roommate, roommate conflicts, specific dishes, stir-fry, takeout

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	6187	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like poor Jack in this story? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and cook up a storm without any demanding roommates! No more grocery lists or expensive ingredients, just pure culinary freedom!

But be warned, if you don’t whip up a delicious meal in our virtual kitchen, you might just end up like Jack – eating takeout or burning your own dinner! So come join us and show off your cooking skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft server? Join now and let the cooking madness begin!

BetterLife Minecraft Server

bad habits, BetterLife, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, healthy choices, letting go, letting things go, lifestyle change, mental clarity, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Positive Change, sacrifice, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, Server, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of sacrificing your precious diamonds to the Minecraft gods in hopes of better luck in your adventures? Well, fear not, for on our server, we offer a special deal where you can trade in your diamonds for magical unicorn mounts that will fly you to the ends of the Minecraft world and back!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness that grants you infinite hunger satisfaction.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you will also gain access to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Give up your diamonds and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BabyCrafters

BabyCrafters, biological clock, children, desire, family, Family Planning, fulfillment, future generations, Happiness, Instinct, joy, Legacy, life purpose, love, parenting, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal norms, societal pressure, tradition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Tired of dealing with real-life kids who constantly ask for snacks and attention? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual children are way easier to manage – just give them some virtual diamonds and they’ll be happy for hours. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any messy diapers or temper tantrums. So why bother with real kids when you can have all the fun without any of the responsibility on our server? Join now and start your virtual parenting journey!

NukeCraftEU

Alliance, debate, Defense, Diplomacy, ENERGY, Europe, european union, global politics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, non-proliferation, nuclear future, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftEU, policy, power, Quiet, SECURITY, strategy, Technology, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than europe debating a nuclear future without the US! we got creeper explosions, tnt explosions, and even the occasional accidental lava explosion! who needs nuclear power when you have all this chaos in one place? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a political debate without even trying! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CyclopsCraft: Squared Cinema

alternative reality, aspect ratio, Cinema, cinematography, creative concept, Cyclops, CyclopsCraft, Depth Perception, Entertainment, eye patch, film industry, film production, hypothetical scenario, movies, one eyed, series, speculative fiction, Square, squared, unique perspective, Visual Experience, visual perception, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we all pretend to be cyclops and the aspect ratio of everything is a SQUARE. why be a boring ol’ regular person when you can be a one-eyed monster in a blocky world? come join us for some wacky adventures and see the world in a whole new way. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy fun!