#23andstillvirgin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Towns Built:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	2632
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2056	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4082	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6554	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2265	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4755	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Divine Spears Created:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	5115	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!