Players: |
95/900 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
26 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
7 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.