Hello and welcome to Server_Cake! We have so many choices of games and it’s not only the games up there, there’s more! So please join and be part of the community!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3772 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 874 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
