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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Emeralds Found:	7749	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2407	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4002
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchantments Applied:	107	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	3180
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	665
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	5363
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	7850
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7614
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1142	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2