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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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