Semi-Spicy Chaos Adventure! No rules, all fun! Join our Semi-Vanilla Anarchy SMP today!

Semi-Spicy Chaos Adventure! No rules, all fun! Join our Semi-Vanilla Anarchy SMP today!

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Introducing a brand new java semi-vanilla anarchy smp. Anyone can join (‘offline’ too), do whatever you like. Free, 24/7, no perks or donations, no rules, no admins. Join with Java 1.20.4, recommended to use Meteor client. Map never resets idk what else to say join you won’t regret it.

Join at: 51.38.218.96:25599

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question Answer
Can anyone join the server? Yes, anyone can join including offline players.
Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules. Players are free to do whatever they like.
Is there a map reset? No, the map never resets.
What version of Java should I use to join? It is recommended to join with Java 1.20.4.
What client is recommended for joining? The Meteor client is recommended for joining.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 118 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 136

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Emeralds Found: 7566

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 1212

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 3805
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Animals Bred: 19 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Star Shards Collected: 186

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Potions Brewed: 100 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9153 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Villages Defended: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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