join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 29 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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