SelfAwareCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Oshi’s Block Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Queers Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3009	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7300	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchantments Applied:	172
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Animals Bred:	186	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

#CurrentEvents, #socialissues, banter, blocky, boomer, Conversation, culturalawareness, discrimination, Diversity, equality, generationaldivide, Inclusivity, Newzealand, onlineforum, perspective, pixelated, prejudice, Puzzles, racism, racist, reddit, Sensitive, societalnorms, Stereotypes, tolerance

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Towns Built:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	1488	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	182	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	192	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!