join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Falling into the Void: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Godmode Activated: DivineCraft

    Godmode Activated: DivineCraft
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where a god exists, but not just any god – a god who is basically running a crazy experiment on us all. It’s like we’re all just characters in his wild simulation, and he’s just sitting back and watching the chaos unfold.

    But here’s the kicker – this god is omniscient, so he already knows how everything is going to play out. Talk about a waste of time, right? So why bother with all this universe stuff? Maybe he’s just bored and needed some entertainment.

    Join our server and explore the mysteries of this god’s multiverse simulation. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a universe where pigs can fly or diamonds rain from the sky. The possibilities are endless!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of this crazy experiment. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally uncover the purpose of it all. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

    SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Farms Harvested: 994
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Box of Madness

    Blocky Box of Madness

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a monogatari episode! Join us for a journey filled with twists, turns, and surprises that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Ever wondered what the last episode of Medaka Box Abnormal was all about? Well, on our server, you can experience it firsthand in all its glory! Feel the thrill of nisio isin’s writing as you navigate through our virtual world.

    And did you know that our server was actually created to get people into buying/reading the manga? It’s true! We wanted to bring the world of Medaka Box to life in a way that would make even shonen jump proud!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Medaka Box Abnormal and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Blocky Banter Brigade

    The Blocky Banter Brigade

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS armed with EXPLODING CARROTS!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to SWIM IN A POOL OF DIAMONDS and FLY ON A DRAGON as your loyal steed. Plus, every player gets their very own RAINBOW UNICORN companion to help them on their adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

    Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

    If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Animals Bred: 72
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

    Are you ready to join a server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Yes, you heard that right! Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal added a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model to make Neuro-sama a VTuber. Now, she entertains the chat with wild rants, sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more!

    Check out our schedule: here

    Follow us on Twitch: Twitch Subscribe to our YouTube channel: YouTube Stay updated on Twitter: Twitter and Vedal’s Twitter

    Listen to Neuro-sama’s songs: here Watch Neuro-sama’s videos: here

    Interested in AI but clueless? Watch this: video Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: video Want to create your own AI like Neuro-sama? Check out: this Read more about AI: here Ready to dive deep into AI? Read these: links

    Discover LoRA: here Explore our Catbox archive: here

    Get your Neuro-sama merch: here

    Don’t miss out on our related/friend threads: /vt//lig/ /vt//vtai/ /vt//waifu/ Lia from Phase Connect

    Join now and witness the madness unfold on our Minecraft server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2226 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Crops Grown: 4249
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Enchantments Applied: 51

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers

    Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience that will make you question reality itself! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – my dad works at Nintendo and he said that our server is the next big thing! Forget about Kid Icarus, that game is so last season. A Link Between Worlds is where it’s at now, and we’ve brought that magic to our Minecraft world.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!

    So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!

    PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!

    GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a sprinkle of chaos.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this chest will be blessed with unlimited luck and fortune!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to creepers that explode into confetti, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for the friendly zombies who love to dance and the skeletons who are excellent at playing the xylophone. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 6283
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the music doesn’t just entertain you, it cures your headache too! Imagine mining away in the depths of the earth, battling mobs left and right, all while jamming out to tunes that make your headache disappear faster than you can say “creeper”.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon bops along to the sick beats. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest dance parties in their little huts.

    So come join us and experience the magical healing powers of music while you build, explore, and conquer in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a simple server could be the cure for all your gaming woes?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Booty Busters

    Blocky Booty Busters
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

    Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixel Pervs & AI Art

    Pixel Pervs & AI Art
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

    🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

    ⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

    ⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

    🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

    🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

    💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

    📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

    🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

    PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

    Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Brides Gone Wild

    Blocky Brides Gone Wild
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

    Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

    But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Crops Grown: 7948 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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