Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3882	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7270

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	692030
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, civic engagement, democratic process, disenfranchisement, election participation, lack of trust in government, Minecraft, non-voters, NoVoteNoDiamonds, political activism, political apathy, political awareness, political disillusionment, smp, voter education, voter empowerment, voter registration, voter suppression, voter turnout, voting behavior, voting eligibility, voting rights, voting rights advocacy

Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Potions Brewed:	188
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

#sustainability, Air, Airbucks, animated film, bottled air, Buy, conservation, conservation efforts, consumerism, Deforestation, Dr. Seuss, eco-friendly, Environmental awareness, environmental problems, green living, lorax, nature preservation., Paper, paper money, paper production, Pollution, renewable resources, Save, Thneedville, Trees

come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	3