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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9353
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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