SeatSnatcherCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Villages Defended:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Animals Bred:	122
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	348	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Star Shards Collected:	299
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	9048	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4002	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crops Grown:	9423
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	8550
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.