Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Alien Abductions: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Ores Mined: 6661
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Crops Grown: 1752 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Potions Brewed: 33
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 232 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Magic Items Found: 3800
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Towns Built: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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