| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4122 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 164 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
scrios.mczhost.fun:7009
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8442 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land? | No, land claims or protections are not permitted on our server. |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server. |
| Are there world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding. |
| Are there economy plugins? | No, we do not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7667 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
We got cows that poop out blocks of cheese instead of milk, like what even is reality anymore?
And the creepers? Oh man, they explode into a shower of nacho cheese Doritos, it’s a snack attack every time you see one!
Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a giant block of Swiss cheese flying around breathing fire that smells like melted cheddar.
So come on, join us and let’s get cheesy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3888 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Farms Harvested: | 419 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your parents selling your virtual car without warning. In fact, we encourage you to drive as many pixelated vehicles as you want, without the pressure to actually learn how to drive in real life.
Imagine a world where you can take your anger out by building a virtual replica of the car your dad sold, only to drive it off a cliff and watch it explode in a glorious display of blocky fireworks. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who needs a real car when you can have a Minecraft car that never runs out of gas or gets sold behind your back? Let’s block and roll, baby!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8195 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of accidentally trapping your roommate’s secret pet cat in their room, only to have it wreak havoc and leave a mess everywhere. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where closing windows in the dead of winter can lead to epic battles and outrageous accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3086 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8467 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur. Sell virtual lemonade on the streets of our bustling virtual city, or start your own virtual pet grooming business. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your side hustle shine! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – or get caught up in a wild adventure you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1519 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1251 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 29 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
build your own fortress and defend against the saudi invaders, or join forces with zelenskyy and help him conquer the land! with epic battles and crazy alliances, this server is not for the faint of heart!
plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ve ever seen, just waiting to be mined! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war the world has ever seen!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7877 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Votes: | 4608 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4689 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Votes: | 9807 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 264 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 322270 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
foyv.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8997 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
| Ranks | Amount |
|---|---|
| A – Default Prisoner | $0 |
| B – $25,000 | |
| C – $80,000 | |
| D – $250,000 | |
| E – $800,000 | |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | |
| Guard | Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband |
| SrGuard | Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the prison rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement.
We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!
It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2822 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up your house, like what even is that madness?
And the villagers? They straight up trade you enchanted gear for free, like they’re just handing out OP weapons like candy on Halloween.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. Instead of fighting you, it just wants to be your BFF and go on adventures with you.
Join this server and you might just witness the birth of a new religion, I’m telling you, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8534 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4983 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9004 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6838 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9033 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1691 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1096 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4162 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
