SavingsCraft – No Yelling Allowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Boobies

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dimension Hops:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

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Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Void Gems Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

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Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	61
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Respawned Too Soon

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7268	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCutie’s Pixel Playground

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where looking cute and being photogenic is a MUST!

Join us and experience a world where every block is perfectly angled for the best selfie lighting. Our server is equipped with GLAMOROUS skins and outfits to make sure you always look on point.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Sheep who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Rumor has it, one wish is for unlimited diamonds, another wish is for a pet dragon, and the third wish is for a lifetime supply of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft FABULOUS!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KagurabachiCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where if you don’t join, you might as well stop playing Minecraft altogether! This server is so EPIC that if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen here.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of town square? Only on our server, folks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most INSANE Minecraft server out there. Trust us, if this server was a manga, it would never get axed because it’s just too good!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SleepyCraft: 5 AM Edition

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Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!