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CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1569

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4533	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	3390
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	8214	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Emeralds Found:	9730	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Star Shards Collected:	188
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2984
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5