SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with drunk friends and their babies on Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to clean up any vomit or deal with screaming friends. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of drama when you can have a blast on our server instead!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	125	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlendedCraft – AITA?

aita, blended family, BlendedCraft, family acceptance, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family identity, family integration, family loyalty, family name, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, hyphenated name, stepfamily

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of blended families and hyphenated last names! Join us and build your own virtual family with players from all over the world.

Are you tired of being pressured to change your last name to fit in with your step-siblings? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, no hyphenation required!

Immerse yourself in a world where the only family drama is deciding who gets the last diamond in the mine. Build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom, no blended family name necessary.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only name that matters is the one you choose for yourself. Say goodbye to family name disputes and hello to endless adventures in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s play and have a blast together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GriefedbyGandalf Minecraft SMP

beloved characters, Character development, death, emotional connections, emotional impact, fictional characters, fictional tragedies, fictional worlds, Grief, GriefedbyGandalf, heartbreaking moments, impactful deaths, impactful storytelling, literary deaths, long tail characters., Loss, memorable deaths, Minecraft, mourning, smp, Tragedy, unforgettable characters.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the fictional characters come to life and you have to fight to keep them alive! Imagine battling alongside Harry Potter, only to watch him get taken out by a creeper explosion. The drama, the tears, the laughter – it’s all here on our server. So come join us and see which fictional character’s death hits you the hardest!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	8475	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPals – Not Just Blocks

Affection, blocks, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, Deep Conversations, Emotional closeness, emotional intimacy, Empathy, eye contact, Intimacy, intimacy without sex, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelPals, platonic intimacy, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most intimate bonding experience with your fellow players! Forget about traditional intimacy, on our server, you’ll forge deep connections by building giant phallic structures together and engaging in intense PvP battles where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs sex when you have the thrill of mining diamonds together and sharing a virtual campfire under the stars? Come join us for a truly unforgettable and intimate gaming experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	3455	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

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The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	515	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4427
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchantments Applied:	102	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Animals Bred:	155

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineRichShook

affluent individuals, elite society, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyles, eye-opening moments, financial excess, high society, jaw-dropping encounters, lavish spending, luxury living, millionaire mindset, MineRichShook, money talks, opulent experiences, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, ultra rich, unexpected behavior, wealth disparity, Wealthy

Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	152
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HackCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, disinformation campaign, election security, elections, Espionage, foreign interference, government hacking, HackCraft, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, political interference, Russian hackers, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers attacked austria ahead of the elections but don’t worry, we have magical unicorns guarding our precious diamonds and gold! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. trust us, you won’t find a crazier server out there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crops Grown:	8974