Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, complete with pools and additions for your virtual children. No jealous sisters or judgmental mothers allowed here – only fun and creativity!

Forget therapy sessions, on our server you can let out your frustrations by building and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone tells you to “fug off”, just block them and move on to the next adventure!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family drama when you have virtual blocks to play with?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Endless Night Skies: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

    RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

    4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.

    So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

    BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Potions Brewed: 163
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

    StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!
    Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

    Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

    Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

    And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Void Armor Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

    Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

    Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

    Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Crops Grown: 9206 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

    Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

    Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Magic Items Found: 7769
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

    HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 9586 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

    Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!
    Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

    Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

    But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6823 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

    Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ores Mined: 9335 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Animals Bred: 65
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

    Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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