| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6813 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 34 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9586 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3019 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9506 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8221 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9917 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7065 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 289 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6087 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 966893 |
| Votes: | 4078 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6462 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8560 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 202 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6841 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3428 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7150 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7101 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9730 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 156 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7449 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3356 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 457 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 128 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
