SantosSlayin’ in Minecraft SMP

Analysis, better, Coaching, comparison, Competition, critique, Development, Disappointment, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, player, progress, regression, Santos, SantosSlayin, Skills, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Training, What Happened

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks! We’ve got a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a few sticks of dynamite. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – last week, someone defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can become the next Minecraft legend!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	148
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	906009	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5366	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19
Animals Bred:	197	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6546
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Items Found:	5878
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ores Mined:	3399	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	225	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6338

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2282

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Enchantments Applied:	216	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4969	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	8008	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3140	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!